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Its_Already_10am_ _Why_Arent_I_A_Millionaire_Yet
| Its Already 10a.m. - Why Arent I A Millionaire Yet??
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It's Already 10a.m....Why Aren't I A Millionaire Yet?!? By Dan
Reinhold
Greetings and salutations from my posh, elegant home office
suite. Here I sit before my state-of-the-art computer that
responds to my facial expressions and translates them into my
innermost thoughts on my huge hand-carved genuine Egyptian
mahoghany desk (all the more valuable because it's grown in a
Cairo apartment). My prizewinning Russian wolfhound Sasha lies
sleeping at my feet. While she slumbers, she sometimes emits a
soft voof. (She woofs with an accent, therefore...voof.) All is
serene and peaceful as I effortlessly complete my few simple
tasks that provide this opulent lifestyle. (Oh dear...spilled
caviar on my Gucci slippers...don't you hate when that happens??)
Yeah, right.
Actually, my not-so-souped-up computer sits atop an old folding
table while my six month old beagle puppy bays excitedly as he
plays tag with the cat. (Bays? That sounds like a horse with a
speech impediment. Barroos is more like it) The caviar is really
jelly, and my feet would go into shock if they were ever in
Gucci anything.
So it's not the high life, but it IS my life.
Once you're online, everything screams instant and incredible
success. Lately I've seen ads with the headline, "Retire in 12
to 18 months". All you need to do is cram an entire worklife
into that time frame and then retire...to the grave.
Get rich NOW...Make money NOW...But the real question has to be:
What do YOU want?
I'm sorry to say I'm not rich (sometimes sorrier than others),
but the lifestyle I'm constantly developing more than makes up
for it.
Besides, I can't retire in 18 months. I have a Boy Scout camping
trip with my son penciled in.
With two boys, a dog, a cat, a wife and a household to keep
together to boot, Dan Reinhold is the editor of WAHumor to hang
on to his sanity by showing how insane the work-at-home
community can be. Work at home? You deserve a laugh!
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